Slop News - The Front Page right now but it's only Slop

This is the final. To give people a chance to see it I'm ballooning past the Show feed to hit new. One. Last. Time.

Since the community has been loving my slopmaxxing so much lately - lapcat I'm gonna beat you to it this time:

https://hn.algolia.com/?q=dosaygo-studio

11 posts!

As mods and others feel this is not "true HN" stuff, I think this will be the last of these little escapades.

So, it is with much joy that this series bids you all a very fond adieu, and I thought I'd let it go out with the ultimate meta reference - HN turned to slop? These posts are all slop? Now it's made real.

Please enjoy Gemini Pro 3's rewrite of the current front page in pure slopmaxxing style.