Trump Imposes Tariffs on Uninhabited Heard and McDonald Islands

We have always been at war with the penguins!

"The president said there will be a "baseline" tariff of 10% on all imports" https://www.newsweek.com/trump-reciprocal-tariff-chart-20545...

The islands aren't actually on the list, just covered by the baseline afaik

The administration just didn't want anyone to feel left out, I guess.

If you don't list this location, perhaps it could be used for helping American buyers evade tariffs. The shipment just wouldn't mention Australia, and somehow slip through the cracks.

Australia's Christmas Island still harbours a Red Menace: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbpvWsBpr4E

C'mon US administration, April fools was yesterday!